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2007 MEATHEAD AWARDS
Stupid Is As Stupid Does

by Judith Haney,
The one and only judge in the contest!


wpe19B.jpg (6245 bytes)Meathead Scott "The Accidental Liar aka I Didn't Say It On Purpose" McClellan, served as White House press secretary from 2003 to 2006. Before that he served as the principal deputy White House press secretary and as traveling press secretary for the Bush-Cheney 2000 campaign. Earlier in his career, the accidental liar, served as deputy communications director in the Texas governor's office and campaign manager for three successful statewide campaigns.

With his no-class background consisting of decades long collusion with Bush & Co., a group of pseudo-religious Texans who are the worst traitors in American history, the accidental liar is pimping his sorry story via Perseus Books.

Inside of his "I will confess for food" tome, McClellan is late in announcing his complicity in a heinous traitorous crime perpetrated by George Bush and Dick Cheney and top aide, Karl Rove.  And the worst of it is that he continues to lie when he pretends not to have known he is lying.

The accidental liar is thoroughly misguided in his attempts to make money from his confession. His audience already knows the truth, and the truth, at least in this case, will not set him free.

Let the publication of "What Happened" be the beginning of the U.S. Department of Justice's prosecution of this low life criminal.


wpeC.jpg (6668 bytes) Meathead Clarence "My Yale Law Degree Is Worth 15 Cents" Thomas, whines in his recent autobiography that no one would hire him when he graduated because he was black.

"I learned the hard way that a law degree from Yale meant one thing for white graduates and another for blacks, no matter how much any one denied it," Thomas writes. "I'd graduated from one of America's top law schools, but racial preference had robbed my achievement of its true value."

"Many asked pointed questions unsubtly suggesting that they doubted I was as smart as my grades indicated," he wrote. "Now I knew what a law degree from Yale was worth when it bore the taint of racial preference."

Maybe Thomas should take a long look at himself and his sorry attitude before blaming his problems on racism. If he displayed the same disturbed sulking and the world owes me a living attitude back then that he does now, no wonder no one wanted him around.

Grow up and stop whining Mr. Thomas. You are rapidly wearing out your welcome with people who would otherwise be sympathetic to your previous hardships.

Here's a clue: no one owes you anything so stop expecting it and whining about it. Perhaps some psychological counseling would assist you in finding something to be happy about instead of foisting your cry-baby BS upon people who have a right to expect you to conduct yourself with a modicum of humility, wisdom, and patience. You, sir, are just the opposite of those admirable qualities. There's little to admire in you Mr. Thomas, in spite of your accomplishments, when you lower yourself to embarrassing  public displays of sulking and whining about prior racism. No one discriminates against you now so knock it off!


wpeD.jpg (14226 bytes)Meatheads Ellen Crybaby DeGeneres & Partner Portia, are causing problems for Mutts and Moms, a dog adoption center in Pasadena, CA, who decided to enforce an adoption agreement signed by Portia which required Portia to return the dog to the center if the dog didn't work out in the adoptee's house.

Marina Batkis and Vanessa Chekroun, owners of the nonprofit Mutts and Moms agency, claimed that Portia violated the adoption agreement by not informing them that she had given the dog away and thus they reclaimed the dog.

The public backlash against Mutts & Moms has been so severe that rescuers Marina Baktis and Vanessa Chekroun have received death threats, and temporarily suspended their listings on petfinder.com, the popular Internet adoption portal.

However, Batkis and Chekroun were adamant about their decision, and a spokesman for Batkis said she wouldn't be "bullied around by the Ellen DeGenereses of the world."

Immature Ellen is shown above abusing the public's airwaves with her crying and ranting and inciting problems for  the adoption agency who, under the contract, it had a legal and moral obligation to do.

Should the public continue to be subjected to Ellen who obviously has no sense of propriety when on the public's airwaves? Get some help Ellen and knock off your silly nonsense - leave those people alone who are working on behalf of animals as opposed to you who works on behalf of herself.

Good for you Marina Batkis! Shame on you Portia and Ellen!


wpe8.jpg (11061 bytes)wpe8.jpg (2604 bytes)IN THE NAME OF CHRIST? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD? WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD TURN THEIR CHILD OVER TO THIS PIECE OF SCUM?
Love Demonstrated Ministries
aka Child Abusers, located off County Road 44, in Nueces County, Texas, is accused of abusing the children it is paid to protect.

The owner of the alleged "Christian ministry" was arrested 08/10/2007, on aggravated assault charges, accused of dragging a 15-year old girl behind a van after she failed to keep up during a running exercise. A witness, in a sworn statement, alleged that they drug the girl three times before they took her to a hospital for treatment for the injuries they inflicted.

Investigators with the Nueces County Sheriff's Office arrested MEATHEAD Charles E. Flowers, 46, shortly before noon at the Faith Outreach Center in northwest San Antonio, said Brad E. Bailey, a spokesman for the Schertz Police Department.

Bailey said boot camp trainer MEATHEAD Stephanie Bassitt, 20, was later arrested without incident at her home in Kirby.

Flowers and Bassitt each were being held on $100,000 bail at the Nueces County Jail in Corpus Christi.wpe9.jpg (9939 bytes)

Authorities said both Flowers and Bassitt restrained the girl June 12, tying her to the back of a van with a piece of rope before dragging her on her stomach at the Love Demonstrated Ministries' boot camp in Banquete, about 10 miles west of Corpus Christi.

Schertz police assisted Nueces County authorities in the arrests because the camp's orientation sessions are held in Schertz, and the 15-year-old girl claimed she was assaulted there, too.

Bailey said the second assault claim was turned over to the Comal County district attorney's office, which hasn't said if any criminal charges will result.

He said the assault described as having occurred in Schertz isn't as severe as the dragging claim out of Nueces County.

"Obviously force was used, but the big question is whether or not it exceeded the force permitted by the parents," Bailey said, adding camp officials said they had permission slips from parents that allowed them to discipline their children.

Authorities interviewed on Friday could not say how far the teenager was allegedly dragged. Her mother complained to authorities after boot camp personnel took her daughter to get treated for scrapes and bruises on her stomach, legs and arms. The girl's mother gave investigators photos of her daughter's injuries that were taken at a hospital where the girl was treated and a sworn statement from a witness who claimed to see the girl being dragged on her stomach at least three times.

Flowers, a retired U.S. Air Force instructor, holds the title of commandant of the boot camp he has operated with his wife, Janice, since the mid-1990s, states the camp's Web site.

The camp was created to "reinstill the values that have been lost in our society for a couple of generations, values such as discipline, morality, unity and integrity."

Last year, Love Demonstrated Ministries reported private and government contributions totaling $314,673 to operate the boot camp, with nearly 89 percent of the costs, $278,549, going for salaries.

Associate pastors at the Faith Outreach Center couldn't be reached for comment Friday.

Patrick Crimmins, a spokesman for the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services, said it "appeared that this operation is probably exempt from our regulation."

He said for a camp to be licensed, it needed to operate longer than 11 weeks.

The camp in Nueces County only lasts 32 days


wpe6.jpg (5413 bytes)Mary Carol Winker aka Mary-Go-Lightly has skated a lengthy jail term for murdering her husband, Matthew Winkler, by offering the jury every implausible, silly, excuse she and her lawyer could think of including bringing a pair of platform high heels and a negligee into the courtroom to paint her poor, murdered, husband as being over-sexed. What utter and complete nonsense!

The facts of the murder notwithstanding, bank managers were closing in on a check-kiting scheme that Mary Winkler wanted to conceal from her husband. And when her husband found out, he protested. And instead of facing the music like a grown up, Mary decided to kill her husband and take off to the beach for a little R & R.

In order to achieve freedom from accountability sooner rather than later,  Mary's defense strategy was to besmirch the good name of her husband and tell outlandish stories about him with the hope of achieving exactly what she got, i.e., a slap on the wrist for her heinous crime.

Mary is worse than a Meathead, she is a murderer, a liar, and a manipulator. Aside from murdering her husband, one of the worst things she did was to  subject her three daughters to their father's murder. During the trial, her oldest daughter testified that she heard the gun shot and saw her father laying on the floor. And if that wasn't enough trauma, Mary then fled the house with the three children without calling for medical help for her dying husband. These are horrible memories that will never go away for her children.

Mary Winkler is evil and she deserves to stay in prison for a long, long, long, time.

P.S. Winkler served about five months in county jail as she awaited trial, then spent two months undergoing therapy at the mental health facility following her conviction for voluntary manslaughter.  On August 14, 2007,  Mary Winkler was released from a mental health facility and returned to McMinnville, TN, to live with friends.


wpe5.jpg (4028 bytes)Don Imus aka Empty Headed Wiseass Ignor-Imus on April 4, 2007, abused the public's air waves to harass, defame, and malign the entire Rutgers University Women's Basketball Team who had lost the NCAA Championship to the University of Tennessee the night before. wpeD.jpg (8056 bytes)


HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ON THE AIR TO MILLIONS OF LISTENERS & VIEWERS ABOUT THE RUTGERS UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM WHO INCLUDE WHITE AND BLACK WOMEN:

"That's some rough girls from Rutgers," Imus said. "Man, they got tattoos ..."

"Some hardcore hos," said McGuirk.

"That's some nappy headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that," Imus said.

Of the Tennessee players, he said, "they all look cute," before someone else off-camera says the game was a matchup of "jiggaboos vs. wannabes."

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID TWO DAYS LATER IN THE AFTERMATH OF A VIGOROUS PUBLIC OUTCRY CALLING FOR HIS EVICTION FROM THE NATION'S AIRWAVES:

"Want to take a moment to apologize for an insensitive and ill-conceived remark we made the other morning regarding the Rutgers women's basketball team.

It was completely inappropriate, and we can understand why people were offended. Our characterization was thoughtless and stupid, and we are sorry."


Effective 04/12/2007, arrogant, impudent, socially challenged, Don Imus was off the air.


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