2007 MEATHEAD AWARDS
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
by Judith
Haney,
The one and only judge in the contest!
Meathead
Scott "The Accidental
Liar aka I Didn't Say It On Purpose" McClellan, served as White House
press secretary from 2003 to 2006. Before that he served as the principal deputy White
House press secretary and as traveling press secretary for the Bush-Cheney 2000 campaign.
Earlier in his career, the accidental liar, served as deputy communications director in
the Texas governor's office and campaign manager for three successful statewide campaigns.
With his no-class background consisting of decades
long collusion with Bush & Co., a group of pseudo-religious Texans who are the worst
traitors in American history, the accidental liar is pimping his sorry story via Perseus
Books.
Inside of his "I will confess for food"
tome, McClellan is late in announcing his complicity in a heinous traitorous crime
perpetrated by George Bush and Dick Cheney and top aide, Karl Rove. And the worst of
it is that he continues to lie when he pretends not to have known he is lying.
The accidental liar is thoroughly misguided in his
attempts to make money from his confession. His audience already knows the truth, and the
truth, at least in this case, will not set him free.
Let the publication of "What Happened" be
the beginning of the U.S. Department of Justice's prosecution of this low life criminal.
Meathead
Clarence "My Yale Law
Degree Is Worth 15 Cents"
Thomas, whines in his recent autobiography that no
one would hire him when he graduated because he was black.
"I learned the hard way that a
law degree from Yale meant one thing for white graduates and another for blacks, no matter
how much any one denied it," Thomas writes. "I'd graduated from one of America's
top law schools, but racial preference had robbed my achievement of its true value."
"Many asked pointed questions
unsubtly suggesting that they doubted I was as smart as my grades indicated," he
wrote. "Now I knew what a law degree from Yale was worth when it bore the taint of
racial preference."
Maybe Thomas should take a long
look at himself and his sorry attitude before blaming his problems on racism. If he
displayed the same disturbed sulking and the world owes me a living attitude back
then that he does now, no wonder no one wanted him around.
Grow up and stop whining Mr.
Thomas. You are rapidly wearing out your welcome with people who would otherwise be
sympathetic to your previous hardships.
Here's a clue: no one owes you
anything so stop expecting it and whining about it. Perhaps some psychological counseling
would assist you in finding something to be happy about instead of foisting your cry-baby
BS upon people who have a right to expect you to conduct yourself with a modicum of
humility, wisdom, and patience. You, sir, are just the opposite of those admirable
qualities. There's little to admire in you Mr. Thomas, in spite of your accomplishments,
when you lower yourself to embarrassing public displays of sulking and whining about
prior racism. No one discriminates against you now so knock it off!
Meatheads Ellen Crybaby DeGeneres & Partner Portia, are causing problems for Mutts and Moms, a dog adoption center in Pasadena, CA,
who decided to enforce an adoption agreement signed by Portia which required Portia to
return the dog to the center if the dog didn't work out in the adoptee's house.
Marina Batkis
and Vanessa Chekroun, owners of the nonprofit Mutts and Moms agency, claimed that Portia
violated the adoption agreement by not informing them that she had given the dog away and
thus they reclaimed the dog.
The public
backlash against Mutts & Moms has been so severe that rescuers Marina Baktis and
Vanessa Chekroun have received death threats, and temporarily suspended their listings on
petfinder.com, the popular Internet adoption portal.
However, Batkis
and Chekroun were adamant about their decision, and a spokesman for Batkis said she
wouldn't be "bullied around by the Ellen DeGenereses of the world."
Immature Ellen
is shown above abusing the public's airwaves with her crying and ranting and inciting
problems for the adoption agency who, under the contract, it had a legal and moral
obligation to do.
Should the
public continue to be subjected to Ellen who obviously has no sense of propriety when on
the public's airwaves? Get some help Ellen and knock off your silly nonsense - leave those
people alone who are working on behalf of animals as opposed to you who works on behalf of
herself.
Good for you
Marina Batkis! Shame on you Portia and Ellen!
 IN
THE NAME OF CHRIST? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD? WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD TURN THEIR CHILD OVER
TO THIS PIECE OF SCUM?
Love Demonstrated Ministries aka
Child Abusers, located
off County Road 44, in Nueces County, Texas, is accused of abusing the children it is paid
to protect.
The owner of the alleged
"Christian ministry" was arrested 08/10/2007, on aggravated assault charges,
accused of dragging a 15-year old girl behind a van after she failed to keep up during a
running exercise. A witness, in a sworn statement, alleged that they drug the girl three
times before they took her to a hospital for treatment for the injuries they inflicted.
Investigators with the Nueces
County Sheriff's Office arrested MEATHEAD Charles E. Flowers, 46, shortly before noon at the Faith Outreach Center in northwest San
Antonio, said Brad E. Bailey, a spokesman for the Schertz Police Department.
Bailey said boot camp trainer
MEATHEAD Stephanie Bassitt, 20,
was later arrested without incident at her home in Kirby.
Flowers and Bassitt each were being
held on $100,000 bail at the Nueces County Jail in Corpus Christi.
Authorities said both Flowers and
Bassitt restrained the girl June 12, tying her to the back of a van with a piece of rope
before dragging her on her stomach at the Love Demonstrated Ministries' boot camp in
Banquete, about 10 miles west of Corpus Christi.
Schertz police assisted Nueces
County authorities in the arrests because the camp's orientation sessions are held in
Schertz, and the 15-year-old girl claimed she was assaulted there, too.
Bailey said the second assault
claim was turned over to the Comal County district attorney's office, which hasn't said if
any criminal charges will result.
He said the assault described as
having occurred in Schertz isn't as severe as the dragging claim out of Nueces County.
"Obviously force was used, but
the big question is whether or not it exceeded the force permitted by the parents,"
Bailey said, adding camp officials said they had permission slips from parents that
allowed them to discipline their children.
Authorities interviewed on Friday
could not say how far the teenager was allegedly dragged. Her mother complained to
authorities after boot camp personnel took her daughter to get treated for scrapes and
bruises on her stomach, legs and arms. The girl's mother gave investigators photos of her
daughter's injuries that were taken at a hospital where the girl was treated and a sworn
statement from a witness who claimed to see the girl being dragged on her stomach at least
three times.
Flowers, a retired U.S. Air Force
instructor, holds the title of commandant of the boot camp he has operated with his wife,
Janice, since the mid-1990s, states the camp's Web site.
The camp was created to
"reinstill the values that have been lost in our society for a couple of generations,
values such as discipline, morality, unity and integrity."
Last year, Love Demonstrated
Ministries reported private and government contributions totaling $314,673 to operate the
boot camp, with nearly 89 percent of the costs, $278,549, going for salaries.
Associate pastors at the Faith
Outreach Center couldn't be reached for comment Friday.
Patrick Crimmins, a spokesman for
the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services, said it "appeared that this
operation is probably exempt from our regulation."
He said for a camp to be licensed,
it needed to operate longer than 11 weeks.
The camp in Nueces County only
lasts 32 days
Mary Carol Winker aka Mary-Go-Lightly
has skated a lengthy jail
term for murdering her husband, Matthew Winkler, by offering the jury every implausible,
silly, excuse she and her lawyer could think of including bringing a pair of platform high
heels and a negligee into the courtroom to paint her poor, murdered, husband as being
over-sexed. What utter and complete nonsense!
The facts of the murder
notwithstanding, bank managers were closing in on a check-kiting scheme that Mary Winkler
wanted to conceal from her husband. And when her husband found out, he protested. And
instead of facing the music like a grown up, Mary decided to kill her husband and take off
to the beach for a little R & R.
In order to achieve
freedom from accountability sooner rather than later, Mary's defense strategy was to
besmirch the good name of her husband and tell outlandish stories about him with the hope
of achieving exactly what she got, i.e., a slap on the wrist for her heinous crime.
Mary is worse than a
Meathead, she is a murderer, a liar, and a manipulator. Aside from murdering her husband,
one of the worst things she did was to subject her three daughters to their father's
murder. During the trial, her oldest daughter testified that she heard the gun shot and
saw her father laying on the floor. And if that wasn't enough trauma, Mary then fled the
house with the three children without calling for medical help for her dying husband.
These are horrible memories that will never go away for her children.
Mary Winkler is evil and
she deserves to stay in prison for a long, long, long, time.
P.S. Winkler served about five months in county jail as she awaited trial, then
spent two months undergoing therapy at the mental health facility following her conviction
for voluntary manslaughter. On August 14,
2007, Mary Winkler was released from a mental health facility and returned to
McMinnville, TN, to live with friends.
Don Imus aka Empty
Headed Wiseass Ignor-Imus on April 4, 2007, abused the
public's air waves to harass, defame, and malign the entire Rutgers University Women's
Basketball Team who had lost the NCAA Championship to the University of Tennessee the
night before. 
HERE'S WHAT HE SAID
ON THE AIR TO MILLIONS OF LISTENERS & VIEWERS ABOUT THE RUTGERS UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S
BASKETBALL TEAM WHO INCLUDE WHITE AND BLACK WOMEN: |
"That's some rough girls from Rutgers,"
Imus said. "Man, they got tattoos ..."
"Some hardcore hos," said McGuirk.
"That's some nappy headed
hos there, I'm going to tell you that," Imus said.
Of the Tennessee players, he said, "they all
look cute," before someone else off-camera says the game was a matchup of
"jiggaboos vs. wannabes."
HERE'S WHAT HE SAID TWO DAYS LATER IN THE
AFTERMATH OF A VIGOROUS PUBLIC OUTCRY CALLING FOR HIS EVICTION FROM THE NATION'S AIRWAVES:
"Want to take a moment to apologize for an
insensitive and ill-conceived remark we made the other morning regarding the Rutgers
women's basketball team.
It was completely inappropriate, and we can
understand why people were offended. Our characterization was thoughtless and stupid, and
we are sorry."
Effective 04/12/2007, arrogant, impudent, socially
challenged, Don Imus was off the air.
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