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HELEN THOMAS
Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner?
by Judith Haney
USNEWSLINK/November 30, 2001
Is it just me, or is Helen
Thomas, the "dean" of the White House press corps, losing her edge?
Helen's latest contribution
to the world's literary treasures, It's
The People's White House, condemns the Secret Service and President and Mrs. Bush for
closing the White House to public tours during war time.
Well, it's "our" house, Helen's and mine,
and millions of the rest of Americans, and Helen shall not have the last word on this
issue.
Frankly, Helen is acting like a spoiled brat.
During the years prior to the Clinton Administration, Helen enjoyed free and unencumbered
access to all of the offices in the West Wing. She had hung around the White House for so
many years that nobody dared confront her intrusive conduct. But, Helen's liberal
access to the West Wing stopped with the Clinton presidency. And Helen never got over it.
She ranted and she railed against the Clintons for months before settling down about not
being able to pass through the guarded entrance to the West Wing offices from the press
room.
Now she is railing against the Bushes for using
common sense in closing the nation's house to the public in the interest of reducing
access to it by terrorists.
Has Helen lost touch with reality? Doesn't she
understand that there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING, a terrorist would like more than to
destroy the White House structure, and kill hundreds of staff, visitors, tourists, the
President, First Lady, and as many others as they could?
I wish Helen would pick on someone her own size,
say the Pentagon for instance. Leave Laura Bush alone!
I'm sure if Helen asked nicely she would get an
engraved invitation from Mrs. Bush to view this year's Christmas decorations complete with
Gingerbread House, etc., which she so jealously mentioned in her latest tome. Helen's
thesis, i.e., that "the people won't get to tour the White House this year",
really means HELEN won't get to see the White House decorations this year.
So here's a piece of advice to the Bushes. Invite
Helen to brunch, ask her to bring her favorite nieces and nephews, etc., and let Helen see
the Christmas decorations. Please do this in the interest of saving us all from further
tirades by the "dean" of the White House press corps.
I don't think I can stand another fight started by
Helen and finished by Helen. It wears me out, it really, really does!
Here's an idea. Let's send Helen to Afghanistan.
She would make hash of the Taliban in short order and still get home in ample time to view
the White House Christmas decorations! After all, as Helen says, it isn't "our"
style to cave in so quickly! And as Helen further says, "If we conquered the
Nazis, the fascists and the communists, why not terrorists, elusive as they are"?
And then, by gosh, just as soon as we conquer the
terrorists, EVERYBODY, including Helen Thomas, can see the White House Christmas
decorations! |