"PRINCE & PRINCESS SIX PACK"

USNewsLink - April 25, 2004

The Ambassador to the U.S. from Saudi Arabia - a good friend of George Bush -  is none other than a guy who calls himself "Prince" Bandar.
Here's the Pompous Prince right here:

Now tell me, does this guy look like a "prince" to you?

No - not really you say?

Well - put it this way: these guys in Saudi sitting on all that oil decided decades ago to name themselves "prince" this and "prince" that. And so the handle stuck. They have intermarried, spawned more "princes" until there isn't a pauper on the peninsula.

The problem with all this Arabian pomposity is that these guys are beginning to believe their own press.  And so, from his lofty perch atop his oil platform Prince Pomposity has begun to refer to ALL Americans as "Joe Six Pack."

So, OK. I'll go along with that, just as long as you address us respectfully.

From now on and forever more, it's "Prince Joe and Princess Josephine Six Pack" to you buster. And in the meantime, take your oil and shove it up your pompous, Arabian, sand flea bitten, undercarriage!

AND THAT GOES FOR YOUR CAMEL TOO!

- Judith Haney