Little Annie Never-A-Truthful-Word
BY JUDITH HANEY

USNEWSLINK/December 31, 2004

Little Annie Never-A-Truthful-Word, aka, Ann Coulter. What must life be like for this absurd aberration of a human being?

By all accounts she's making money with her malicious lies and acts of hate. She discovered that lies and hate sell when she was earning her pennies at the Justice Department. That's when she shifted her eyes to the big time - big time lies that is. In the late 90's, she seized upon easy pickings, i.e., Bill Clinton, and exploited him like the pimp she is - all the way to network television.

But where would Little Annie be today if she had not had Bill Clinton to kick around? My bet is she would be practicing law somewhere dishing out hate to anyone who dared to oppose her and her disturbed, frightful, ideas of right and wrong.

Recently Little Annie Never-A-Truthful-Word wrote extensively about Pat Tillman, the former football player turned soldier who was killed in Afghanistan by friendly fire. Little Annie wrote several paragraphs about Tillman, and managed to denigrate John Kerry and his fellow swift boat veterans all in the same breath.

That's Little Annie's real talent, i.e., telling lies and daring others to fact check and confront her with the truth.   Generally, nothing Little Annie says has any relevance to other things she says - yet that doesn't stop her from spewing her hateful mish mashed ideas with confusing, jumbled, authority.

Little Annie's gimmick is simple: create confusion and disillusion by throwing her vicious garbage against the public's airwaves knowing "something" will stick, even if it is the most outrageous, malicious, lie the world has ever heard.

But in truth, while she is throwing sticky, smelly, garbage, Little Annie knows she doesn't belong on the same page as Kerry and Tillman. Being no one of note herself she exhibits audacious, presumptuous, gall in associating herself with the famous in order to get paid her pennies from right wing press outfits.  If it weren't for Rupert Murdoch, Little Annie would be representing criminals and kicking drunks out of the door of her office. However, Big Daddy Murdoch is enabling Little Annie's tabloid trash and paying her top dollar to perpetrate her front page lies and sick sensational innuendo.

Little Annie's fame may last another fifteen minutes, but its plain to all who observe her freak show antics that she's a phony baloney hawker of hate intent on milking and manipulating television viewers hungry for a little bizarre diversion, i.e., a woman full of hate and not afraid to say so.

When Little Annie finally packs her bags and heads for home where will she go? What will she do? Unfortunately for Little Annie Never-A-Truthful-Word, there is no Tara, just a future full of people who can't quite remember her name, and of the few who are able to remember her, they will positively detest her and the muck she espouses.