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ALL AROUND MEATHEAD AWARD
Stupid Is As Stupid Does

by Judith Haney,
The one and only judge in the contest!

MICHAEL JACKSON
ALL AROUND MEATHEAD

In 2003, Meathead Michael "I was terribly bruised and man-handled during my arrest" Jackson shows off his "bruises" which he alleges are as a result of wearing handcuffs. Although his "bruises" are located slightly higher up his arm than his handcuffs were this fact doesn't seem to register with Jackson as being inconsistent with his story.
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In 2002, Meathead Michael Jackson, Immature-Pseudo-White-Guy, engaged in dark, child endangerment, behavior that can only be described as "unbalanced."  A sequence of photographs below show Jackson holding his youngest child, Prince Michael II, outside the protective railing at a height of four stories from a German hotel balcony.

Thus far, Jackson has not been charged with a crime, however, the incident did nothing if not prove what the public already knows, i.e., Jackson labors under the false impression that he can conduct himself in any manner he chooses absent any consequences.

However, the world-wide public rebuke Jackson has suffered over this incident will outlast his contributions to the music industry. And beyond that consequence, we believe Jackson is building a history with the state of California wherein he will eventually be held accountable for his unlawful, bizarre, acts.


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