ALL AROUND
MEATHEAD AWARD
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
by Judith
Haney,
The one and only judge in the contest!
MICHAEL
JACKSON
ALL AROUND MEATHEAD
In
2003, Meathead Michael "I was terribly bruised and
man-handled during my arrest" Jackson shows off his "bruises"
which he alleges are as a result of wearing handcuffs. Although his "bruises"
are located slightly higher up his arm than his handcuffs were this fact doesn't seem to
register with Jackson as being inconsistent with his story.

In
2002, Meathead Michael
Jackson, Immature-Pseudo-White-Guy, engaged in dark, child endangerment, behavior
that can only be described as "unbalanced." A sequence of photographs
below show Jackson holding his youngest child, Prince Michael II, outside the protective
railing at a height of four stories from a German hotel balcony.
Thus far, Jackson has not
been charged with a crime, however, the incident did nothing if not prove what the public
already knows, i.e., Jackson labors under the false impression that he can conduct himself
in any manner he chooses absent any consequences.
However, the world-wide
public rebuke Jackson has suffered over this incident will outlast his contributions to
the music industry. And beyond that consequence, we believe Jackson is building a history
with the state of California wherein he will eventually be held accountable for his
unlawful, bizarre, acts.

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